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So I was thinking about the ocean….

Let’s talk conspiracies. There are a lot of different theories, and a lot of different sources of information. If you limit your research to one source, you’re not going to get a complete story. For example; If you think that there are a bunch of undiscovered species at the bottom of the ocean, you’d be correct. How is it 2019 and we still can’t get to the bottom of the ocean? It’s almost as if it’s being ignored. This is where the “Conspiracy” starts.

It all begins with a question. “Why aren’t we exploring the bottom of the ocean?” This is where the theory comes in. We start to answer the question with the information we have available at the time. “Water is heavy and being that far down would crush us.” But it’s 2019, we can’t build something that can withstand that kind of pressure and support someone? I’m very sure, somewhere, someone has built something that can travel along the bottom of the ocean, even if it’s unmanned. Here are a couple of examples of some deep sea robots.

Now we have to confirm these suspicions. Let’s research. Are there robots that can go down that far? Absolutely. They’re expensive as all hell, too. Some estimates put them between $10,000 to $40,000 a day to maintain and operate. Even if it costs $40,000 per day to operate, and it runs fo r365 days, that’s only $14.6m. Would you spend $14.6m for a return of billions of dollars? Who would be able to invest in something like that? I would say a corporation would be smart to do so because the value of that robot could be creatively written off in taxes.

Who would be able to afford a deep sea robot, and have an interest in what’s down there? There are Offshore drilling companies that make crazy money. For example, Nabors Industries has 400 drilling rigs in 20 countries, and the revenue for 2018 alone was over $3 billion. Transocean is also in 20 countries with 9,100 employees. In 2015 they brought in over $7 billion. They have the money to invest in these robots, to explore the floors of the ocean before they start drilling. I’m sure there’s a lot more to it than sending down a small unmanned robot, but that only further proves that with all the time and resources put in to exploring the ocean floors, surely something of note would come up.

This part here is a little bit of speculation because I have no idea how to even find stats on this, but we seem to be discovering animals and bugs on land at a pretty good rate. There are varying opinions on how many are discovered annually. But there are new species discovered all the time.

So it stands to reason that they would have a need for these robots. One of the downsides to that is that it’s not profitable for them to report finding any new species. An environmental report would have to be done to determine if the creature is endangered. There would be massive delays in the drilling, and that would cost these companies a lot of that money that they were making.

It would be in the best interest of these companies to keep any of the species found a secret. That way they can continue making money hand over fist and nobody’s the wiser. Of course, this is just a theory. It is possible that these companies have strong morals, and wouldn’t endanger an undiscovered eco system for a few bucks. Right?

Right, guys?

Guys?

Hella Greg is a Host on both ‘The Serial Chillers Podcast’ and ‘SUPR Simpsons Show’. He loves conspiracies and it shows. You can reply to him here or reach out on any of the social medias (FB, IG, Twitter) where he can be found ready and willing to discuss the latest and the classics when it comes to conspiracy related material.


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Season 4 of Serial Chillers is Coming Together Nice!

On the heels of a nearly 4 hour recording session for episode 84 of this upcoming season, several large files are all headed to the bunker’s top secret computer so that HellaGreg may do what he does and get them to your ears!

So far this season we’ve already had guests like Biggfoot, Robbie, Josh, Paul, Lindsay and Bree with many more to come! We haven’t had a single recording session that has ran shorter than 2 hours and have been having a blast doing it! We can’t wait to bring it to you guys and see what you think!

A lot is happening with the show, the network and the world and we plan on continuing to progress and evolve in the best way possible and we couldn’t do it without people like you!

Thank you!

-Jesse

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Sticker Shop Now Accepting PayPal

Thanks to a shopper who pointed out their problems in the SUPR Sticker Shop, we were able to go in and solve the credit/debit card processing issue as well as add paypal as a payment option for anyone interested in getting some SUPRnetwork or Serial Chillers (SUPR Simpsons Show coming soon). Thank you everyone for continuing to be some of the greatest fans anywhere! The support and assistance is great! It’s just Greg and I running this so any hand we can get like this we always appreciate!

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Two New Episodes Dropped Today!

Both SUPR Simpsons and Serial Chillers had an episode come out today!

Serial Chillers

Episode 79: The second to last episode of season 3. We were joined in the studio by show veteran Alex (@MochaFreeman) and, on his way to veteran status but his first visit to the final transformation of the SUPRnetwork Studio, we welcome back JP (@JPGentryIndustries). On this episode we cover one of the biggest shitbags that I’ve ever had the displeasure of researching; Christian Longo. This disgraced Jehovah’s witness was a worse person than he was a business man. Constantly digging he and his family further and further into debt and running from all his repercussions. He would eventually murder his 3 small children and his wife in an act so heinous we found it very difficult not to get angry just talking about it. Check out the episode for all of the details and thank you for you support.

Documentary Sited:

48-Hours Mystery: The Pretender

Movie With James Franco and Jonah Hill:

True Story

Christian Longo

SUPR Simpsons Show

Episode 1.6: Moaning Lisa (Aired 02/11/1990)

I’m the Saddest kid in grade number two…

Written By: Wes Archer

Directed By: Al Jean and Mike Reiss

Chalkboard Gag:


“I will not instigate Revolution”

Couch Gag:

Flying Maggie

Synopsis:

Lisa develops the blues, which is noticeable to the people around her. She has a note sent home from Springfield Elementary, but Marge and Homer are unable to cheer her up. That night, she hears jazz music in the distance, and sneaks out to follow it, to discover that it is being played by Bleeding Gums Murphy. He teaches her how to express her sadness on the saxophone, and she is happy again. In the meantime, Homer struggles to beat Bart in a boxing video game, but to no avail.

Sources:

Simpsons Wiki

Simpsons Archive

Simpson IMDB

Simpsons World: Ultimate Simpsons Guide

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What is SUPRnetwork?

SUPR network is just beginning and is obviously starting with The serial Chillers Podcast. In Early February of 2019 We will be dropping our next show titled “SUPR Simpson Show” which will be Greg and Jesse from Serial Chillers watching and breaking down each episode of the Simpsons in order from the very beginning.

We have some other exciting things that we’re hoping to make work out that will bring you even more to listen to throughout 2019.

Thank you guys all so much for the support and hang with us while we attempt to build the next big thing in podcasting.